Establishment 1
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Cashier: What can I get you?
Me: I'd like only a chicken bacon swiss sandwich please.
Cashier: Anything else with that?
Me: ...
Me: Nooooo... That's why I said "only".
Establishment 2
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Me: ... oh and a small drink.
Cashier: Uh, you want the 16oz or the 24oz?
Me: ...
Me: Which one is smaller?
Cashier: Uh... the 16oz?
Me: THEN THAT ONE.
Establishment 3
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Cashier: What was your order?
Me: An iced chai.
Cashier: Is that the hot or cold chai?
Me: ...
Me: I C E D chai
Why do people insist on bringing children under the age of 5 to PG13 and R rated movies? Don't give me that "Just because we had children doesn't mean we can't still have a social life" bullshit. That's EXACTLY what it means. When your child isn't old enough or mature enough to act according to the accepted social norms for a given situation, such as being quiet during a movie, then you either hire a babysitter or KEEP YOUR RUDE, INCONSIDERATE ASS HOME.
I quite enjoyed Sherlock Holmes, talkative little brats notwithstanding.
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Cashier: What can I get you?
Me: I'd like only a chicken bacon swiss sandwich please.
Cashier: Anything else with that?
Me: ...
Me: Nooooo... That's why I said "only".
Establishment 2
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Me: ... oh and a small drink.
Cashier: Uh, you want the 16oz or the 24oz?
Me: ...
Me: Which one is smaller?
Cashier: Uh... the 16oz?
Me: THEN THAT ONE.
Establishment 3
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Cashier: What was your order?
Me: An iced chai.
Cashier: Is that the hot or cold chai?
Me: ...
Me: I C E D chai
Why do people insist on bringing children under the age of 5 to PG13 and R rated movies? Don't give me that "Just because we had children doesn't mean we can't still have a social life" bullshit. That's EXACTLY what it means. When your child isn't old enough or mature enough to act according to the accepted social norms for a given situation, such as being quiet during a movie, then you either hire a babysitter or KEEP YOUR RUDE, INCONSIDERATE ASS HOME.
I quite enjoyed Sherlock Holmes, talkative little brats notwithstanding.
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